so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
mom….dad…..i cant be tamed
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
people who have the same name as me are competition
At an event, 1937
Barbara Stanwyck
Marilyn photographed on her trip in Florida, 1961.
ive got a problem and its called older men
Remember that time I met George Takei and it was the best thing ever
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
that girl you just called green mario? she’s really luigi
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
I always hear people say that no one can love you until you learn to love yourself
And that really scares me.
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe
