May 2013
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a-spider:
Its hard to be confident when you know you’re ugly
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
richwhitelesbian:
he’s makin a list
checkin’ it twice!
gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
gnarly:
my computer screen is brighter than my future
phlep:
if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you
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mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です
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scoutsbutt:
if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend
kordova:
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
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Fucking ultraviolet account fucking deleted itself and won’t let me fucking log in and I can’t even fucking create another one bc the fucking codes only work fucking once fuck sake why does life fucking hate me
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the-devilish-romulan:
ciels-sock:
have you ever been so in love with a fictional character so fucking much you don’t know what to do, so you just spend 37 hours looking every single last detail about that character and cry.
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foodtrucker:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
lol-sobbing:
*thinks about the future for three seconds*
*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
imagineyouricon:
imagine your icon teaching you how to kiss
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Presentation today and the only thing keeping me from throwing myself off a bridge is that Mumma is picking up Django on the way home
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shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
antisocialtexting:
mom….dad…..i cant be tamed
flexed:
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
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